Sex Education (according to Dad)

"People in America want to have children. That is what they do."

"They have sex if they want to have children. That is what they do."

"I had sex with my wife. That is what I did."

"We had several children. That is true of us."

"Most people want to have two children. That is what they want."

"If they want to have more children, say they have 2 boys and want to have a girl, they keep having sex so they can have a girl. That is true of them."

"If they want to keep having sex but don't want any more children, they use a thing called a rubber. That is what they do."