My Scary Husband

Tonight when it was time to put Dad to bed, my husband opened Dad's door from inside the room. Dad saw the light shining through the doorway and said,

"Where is that man? That man comes through the door. That is what he does."

My husband stepped through the door as he was putting on the latex gloves to change Dad's diaper. Dad saw my husband's hand raised slightly and said,

"That man has a gun! That is what he has!"

Then he realized his mistake

"He doesn't have a gun. That is true of him."